WHAT'S NEW IN THE ZOO?
NEW NEW… VID… VID… VIDEO!!!
It's Not Always That Your Super Human… WIth Mega Skills… Sometimes… S-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s… It's Just a Feeling That Something Doesn't Smell Right! CLICK FOR THE VIDEO CLASH!!!
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HE IS BILLY BATSON! HE IS THAT NICE… HE IS THAT DEDICATED!
SHAZAM!
HE IS A
SUPER-MAN!
MICHAEL GRAY IS QUIET BUT STRONG FOR FLICK FANS TO HAVE ENTERTAINMENT THAT BRINGS MEGA THEMES THAT ARE NOT JUST EXPLOSIVE ON SCREEN BUT SUPERCHARGED VALUES THAT INSPIRE OUR FAMILIES AND CHILDREN TO PROTECT EACH OTHER THE WAY ANY TRUE SUPERHERO… OR "BILLY BATSON" WOULD DO!
HE IS A
SUPER-MAN!
MICHAEL GRAY IS QUIET BUT STRONG FOR FLICK FANS TO HAVE ENTERTAINMENT THAT BRINGS MEGA THEMES THAT ARE NOT JUST EXPLOSIVE ON SCREEN BUT SUPERCHARGED VALUES THAT INSPIRE OUR FAMILIES AND CHILDREN TO PROTECT EACH OTHER THE WAY ANY TRUE SUPERHERO… OR "BILLY BATSON" WOULD DO!
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NOBODY LIKES SOGGY FLAKES! WAY BEFORE "AMERICA'S STUPIDEST CRIMINALS" I TRIED TO "SEAL" DUFFY'S FATE! PATRICK LOVED JOKES BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW UNHAPPY HE WAS WHEN HE FOUND OUT… THERE WERE NO APPLES TO DUNK FOR! DUFFY "EEL" SHOCK YOU!
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SHAZAM!!! WHAT A ROCKIN' RAVE! PALEY CENTER FOR MEDIA AND WARNERS ARCHIVE!
DIMENSIONS
The "FIRST DIMENSION" is Six Corridors of Hyperspace. And by Hyper-space… I mean the Amped Up Angsts we experience, every day, on
this Third Rock Hyper-place.
"HOME" *************************************************************************************
"BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH" *******************************************
"TRACE N SANE" *************************************************************************
"IMAGINARY FRIENDS" *****************************************************************
"IT'S A MARVEL" **************************************************************************
"MARVEL MAIL" ***************************************************************************
These are all the opening corridors to Weird Physical Phenomena. Phenomena like… Bad Hair Days… or People you meet On-line! We all
hope it's not going to get Crazier… until we look in a mirror and see Our Hair and the People we're Dating!
Did you ever notice the word Restraining is never followed by Suggestion or Mention… but ORDER!
*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT BLOG LEVEL…ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE BLOG PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
this Third Rock Hyper-place.
"HOME" *************************************************************************************
"BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH" *******************************************
"TRACE N SANE" *************************************************************************
"IMAGINARY FRIENDS" *****************************************************************
"IT'S A MARVEL" **************************************************************************
"MARVEL MAIL" ***************************************************************************
These are all the opening corridors to Weird Physical Phenomena. Phenomena like… Bad Hair Days… or People you meet On-line! We all
hope it's not going to get Crazier… until we look in a mirror and see Our Hair and the People we're Dating!
Did you ever notice the word Restraining is never followed by Suggestion or Mention… but ORDER!
*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT BLOG LEVEL…ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE BLOG PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
SECOND DIMENSION SURPRISE SUNDAY!!!
!SNEAK PREVIEW SUNDAY!
THE 2ND DIMENSION HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DEMENTED!!!
JUST A SLIGHT OPENING OF THE PORTAL… AND THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON STAGE FLOOD IN!!! HAVE FUN!!!
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*"GET THE FAT TOMATO TO WEIGHT WATCHERS…
NOW! I'LL KETCHUP LATER!"
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*"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR BODY PAINTED
SUPERMODEL… NEEDS TWO COATS?"
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*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT BLOG LEVEL…ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
THE 2ND DIMENSION HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DEMENTED!!!
JUST A SLIGHT OPENING OF THE PORTAL… AND THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON STAGE FLOOD IN!!! HAVE FUN!!!
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*"GET THE FAT TOMATO TO WEIGHT WATCHERS…
NOW! I'LL KETCHUP LATER!"
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*"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR BODY PAINTED
SUPERMODEL… NEEDS TWO COATS?"
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*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT BLOG LEVEL…ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
THIRD DIMENSION ROLLIN' YOUR WAY ON ANOTHER SUNDAY…SUNDAY…SUNDAY!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL?
*"DEAR ABBY: HOW MANY… IS TOO MANY AIR FRESHENER GIFTS?"
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*"REGIS 'BIG DADDY' PHILBIN HAD MORE COMEBACKS
THAN AN ANGRY BOOMERANG!"
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*"REGIS MORE ENERGY THAN A WET BUNNY AND A
LIGHT SOCKET!"
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*"YELLOW VOODOO BOOTS… OBVIOUSLY BRIGHTER
THAN I AM!"
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*"CHUPACABRA WITH SOUR SCREAM AND RED
CROSS!"
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*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT LEVEL… ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
*"DEAR ABBY: HOW MANY… IS TOO MANY AIR FRESHENER GIFTS?"
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*"REGIS 'BIG DADDY' PHILBIN HAD MORE COMEBACKS
THAN AN ANGRY BOOMERANG!"
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*"REGIS MORE ENERGY THAN A WET BUNNY AND A
LIGHT SOCKET!"
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*"YELLOW VOODOO BOOTS… OBVIOUSLY BRIGHTER
THAN I AM!"
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*"CHUPACABRA WITH SOUR SCREAM AND RED
CROSS!"
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*Here's a Clue for You on the Hidden Pages*
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SECRET TO THE NEXT LEVEL… ALWAYS CLICK ON THE WORD "PREVIOUS" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO FIND THE PASSAGE TO THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
TAB: IF YOU REMEMBER… IT'S A MARVEL!
It's easy to remember the good times… Birthdays… Your Brother getting spanked for the lamp you broke! The Dark Side stays in the
shadows of our memory until say… the almost Zombie like person you're laughing at in the Club, comes over to you with your missing
Cell Phone and an Apology for how Drunk you both were last night!
Wearing your Little Sister's Red Leotards and a Gold Napkin for a Cape
and Calling yourself a Superhero is a lot like going to an Amish Church Naked, Wrapped in Colored Neon lights and asking if anyone has a plug so you can be their Christmas Tree. I do know the difference between a Lie and the Truth… I just never let it get in the way of a good
joke. "If You Remember… It's a Marvel" is coming out of the Cave… and revealing what's behind the Lightning Bolt!
shadows of our memory until say… the almost Zombie like person you're laughing at in the Club, comes over to you with your missing
Cell Phone and an Apology for how Drunk you both were last night!
Wearing your Little Sister's Red Leotards and a Gold Napkin for a Cape
and Calling yourself a Superhero is a lot like going to an Amish Church Naked, Wrapped in Colored Neon lights and asking if anyone has a plug so you can be their Christmas Tree. I do know the difference between a Lie and the Truth… I just never let it get in the way of a good
joke. "If You Remember… It's a Marvel" is coming out of the Cave… and revealing what's behind the Lightning Bolt!
TAB: BLOGGING OR FLOGGING THE TRUTH?
There is always somebody in Hollywood who doesn't want the menu read. Can I get an Amen… Bobby B, Tito J, Robert W, Rodney K.
OK, there's a lot of somebodies in La-La, who can't read. And you think the waters hard to swallow… wait till you hear the Real Calorie Count! It's time to be Brutally Frank, and I don't mean Turkey Frank, I mean Pig Snout, Meat Scrapes, Preservatives Frank. The REAL STORY of Captain Marvel must be Laid Bare like a Grape on Cleopatra's Lips. [Unless it's played by Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to see that!] Blogging or Flogging the Truth is the FIRST FOUR INSTALLMENTS of the Naked, Squalid, Treacherous Truth about Animated Superheroes Gluttony at Craft Services. The Backstabbing Ruthlessness to get to the front of Custom Omelet Catering. Marc Nobleman tried to tell the story but like the Buffet Dessert Line, there wasn't enough room for him to tell the whole enchilada.
[You can tell me any time… when you're feed up!] NOW SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE FULL FEAST OF
FARCICAL FARE BY THE HALF CAPED CRUSADER!
OK, there's a lot of somebodies in La-La, who can't read. And you think the waters hard to swallow… wait till you hear the Real Calorie Count! It's time to be Brutally Frank, and I don't mean Turkey Frank, I mean Pig Snout, Meat Scrapes, Preservatives Frank. The REAL STORY of Captain Marvel must be Laid Bare like a Grape on Cleopatra's Lips. [Unless it's played by Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to see that!] Blogging or Flogging the Truth is the FIRST FOUR INSTALLMENTS of the Naked, Squalid, Treacherous Truth about Animated Superheroes Gluttony at Craft Services. The Backstabbing Ruthlessness to get to the front of Custom Omelet Catering. Marc Nobleman tried to tell the story but like the Buffet Dessert Line, there wasn't enough room for him to tell the whole enchilada.
[You can tell me any time… when you're feed up!] NOW SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE FULL FEAST OF
FARCICAL FARE BY THE HALF CAPED CRUSADER!
TAB: A…MUSING MARVEL?
This Viva~Section is due to the Unrelenting Reporting Frenzy of Marc "The Bulldog" Nobleman. Once Marc gets his Canines into a Subject he has all the easy going style of Alec Baldwin in an airport with "Words with Friends" we can't print! Like Larry King stalking for his
ninth wife, Marc didn't stop for an entire year until he found me. His goal was the entire cast of "Legends of the Superheroes." It is just the
Super~Scribe Kind'a guy he is! He so earnestly and fervently cares about the subjects he pens and the people who read his over 70
books. As with his latest book "Bill the Wonder Boy" he reveals the long overdue accolades for Bill Finger the co-creator and major contributor to Batman's success. It is an engaging and vibrantly illustrated book that firmly makes the case for long overdue credit to an extremely creative artist, Bill Finger. A…Musing Marvel? is my Heartfelt Thank You to a most Sensitive Soul and Creative Writer, Marc Nobleman, for relighting my Love to make people Laugh!
ninth wife, Marc didn't stop for an entire year until he found me. His goal was the entire cast of "Legends of the Superheroes." It is just the
Super~Scribe Kind'a guy he is! He so earnestly and fervently cares about the subjects he pens and the people who read his over 70
books. As with his latest book "Bill the Wonder Boy" he reveals the long overdue accolades for Bill Finger the co-creator and major contributor to Batman's success. It is an engaging and vibrantly illustrated book that firmly makes the case for long overdue credit to an extremely creative artist, Bill Finger. A…Musing Marvel? is my Heartfelt Thank You to a most Sensitive Soul and Creative Writer, Marc Nobleman, for relighting my Love to make people Laugh!
TAB: "TRACE N SANE"
What if Street Chalk could Talk? They see us from Babies to Boomers!
From the Gutter to the Glitter! We use them to tell our Stories through
Art and Words and All Prophetically from Dust to Dust! Hook-up with Trace and Crew through the "Trace N Sane" Portal. See what they see, as the check out all the Colors of Our Cultures and put the Bizarre on Blast... while trying to Trace all the Outlines of Our Insanity!
From the Gutter to the Glitter! We use them to tell our Stories through
Art and Words and All Prophetically from Dust to Dust! Hook-up with Trace and Crew through the "Trace N Sane" Portal. See what they see, as the check out all the Colors of Our Cultures and put the Bizarre on Blast... while trying to Trace all the Outlines of Our Insanity!
TAB: IMAGINARY FRIENDS
Here we can Create Our Own Reality. Friends, who always say and do
things that are kind and nice… and not just because you're paying for
them in Our Entourage! They never feel like they have to look sad
when they're telling you the Truth about the person you're Crushin' on… they're free to laugh out loud. 'Cause lets face it, You can't Go Postal on Imaginary. So in here, I make up Whoever I want because
it's Improvisation Impersonation Imagination! So come on in anytime and bring your Imaginary Friends.
things that are kind and nice… and not just because you're paying for
them in Our Entourage! They never feel like they have to look sad
when they're telling you the Truth about the person you're Crushin' on… they're free to laugh out loud. 'Cause lets face it, You can't Go Postal on Imaginary. So in here, I make up Whoever I want because
it's Improvisation Impersonation Imagination! So come on in anytime and bring your Imaginary Friends.
PEOPLE WHO SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS… HAVE NEVER FOUGHT THE PARK BEAR FOR A PICNIC BASKET!!!
I'M CONFUSED*!*#!! SO… IF YOU'RE IN-SANE… THERE'S MORE FUMES THAN GAS IN YOUR TANK? BUuut… IF… YOU'RE OUT-OF-SANE… YOUR CHIHUAHUA'S COLLAR IS ON STRAIGHT? Ooooh Nurse!!!!
WHY BAD BOYS GET THE HOT CHICKS!
SUPERHERO SPANDEX SPAT!
PACK YOUR BAGS YOU'RE GOING ON A GUILT TRIP!
CHECK THE GREAT JAZZ HANDS!
COMING SOON THE SEQUEL TO THE "SEVEN YEAR ITCH."
A RASH OF CONTAGIOUS FUN!
ARE THE WALKING DEAD GETTING INTO YOU HEAD?
ZENZATIONAL ZOMBIE ZALLOWEEN WITH THE MAN OF YOUR SCREAMS!
IF HOWARD MURPHY HADN'T TOLD ME THAT HE STOOD ON THE BOW OF THE BOAT
TO BREAK WIND… I STILL WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE LAKE JUST SMELLED LIKE THAT!
FOREVER
GORES!
SICKNESS
AND IN
HEALTH
…TILL
DEATH
DO
YOU
PARTS!
GORES!
SICKNESS
AND IN
HEALTH
…TILL
DEATH
DO
YOU
PARTS!
WHEN ROD HAASE THOUGHT THE SERIES MIGHT BE A SPANDEX
RED CARPET TO THE LADIES I WOULD JUST ASK…?
"What…. What are you talking
about? What goes inside?
Marv Goes Out for a Bite with
His Super Green Chum…
Making Sure to Always FLOSS
After Every SEAL!
Lantern Still has No Idea He is About to Become an
OAR d'oeuvre
Huntress Making Sure
Marvel Gets the Point On Who Wears the
Spandex Pants in the SuperFamily!
Marvel Actually Does…
You Just Can't See them For His Apron!
Marvel Gets the Point On Who Wears the
Spandex Pants in the SuperFamily!
Marvel Actually Does…
You Just Can't See them For His Apron!
Hollywood's Newest….
BOTOX FOR STORYLINES!
And Comedy Collagen
for Thin Concepts!
BOTOX FOR STORYLINES!
And Comedy Collagen
for Thin Concepts!
SMALL SUGGESTION… NEVER HASTLE A WINGMAN THAT IS BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE A WISHBONE OUT OF YOU!
"POLITICAL PARTY" EVERYONE SOUNDS
LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING BUT THE
ONLY DANCING THEY
DO… IS AROUND THE IMPORTANT ISSUES!
LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING BUT THE
ONLY DANCING THEY
DO… IS AROUND THE IMPORTANT ISSUES!
ABOUT TO BE
SUPERWHIPPED….
LIKE A PRIUS OWNER
AT A BIKER BAR!
SUPERWHIPPED….
LIKE A PRIUS OWNER
AT A BIKER BAR!
WE'RE TURNING "WRECKING RALPH" LOSE ON SADNESS
AND MAKING
FUNNY THE NEW
LEGOS OF LAUGHTER!
AND MAKING
FUNNY THE NEW
LEGOS OF LAUGHTER!
IF YOU QUIT SMOKING… SHOULD YOUR CAR?
THERE WAS NO FOURTH GEAR UNLESS ROBIN PUSHED FROM THE REAR!
ADAM COULDN'T WAVE IN PARADES BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED WITH HIS ELBOW! SADLY… HE NEVER WAS MISS
CONGENIALITY… SIGH! CHECK ADAMS BLOG PIECE!
THERE WAS NO FOURTH GEAR UNLESS ROBIN PUSHED FROM THE REAR!
ADAM COULDN'T WAVE IN PARADES BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED WITH HIS ELBOW! SADLY… HE NEVER WAS MISS
CONGENIALITY… SIGH! CHECK ADAMS BLOG PIECE!
REGIS HAD MORE ENERGY THAN A WET RABBIT IN A LIGHT SOCKET!
READ ABOUT REGIS AND MY LADDER TO EXCESS!
READ ABOUT REGIS AND MY LADDER TO EXCESS!
A MONSTER SURPRISE IS COMING!
THIS CAN'T BE THE
ONLY WAY TO
CHECK TIRE
PRESSURE!
WHY WOULD
NICHOLSON
PAY ALL THAT
MONEY FOR
FLOOR SEATS?